A Modest Profile #wickedwednesday

This week’s theme at Wicked Wednesday, is to compose one’s own Dating Profile. You know . . . for one of those on-line dating applications! So I thought I would add mine to Marie’s list, but it actually wasn’t as easy as I thought it might be! In fact it has taken me most of the day, and . . . being new to all of this, of course . . . I’m still not sure if I’ve done it correctly!

Shy, retiring, mature . . . and modest . . . wall-flower, seeks patient gentlemen for meaningful, long-term, relationships.
Must enjoy quiet, peaceful strolls in the countryside . . . or local parks . . . but equally be happy to accompany me on my travels around the city on public transport (buses and tube).
Must have own camera . . . and a keen and genuine interest in movies is essential!
Must be open-minded and willing to share!
A high tolerance to pain and discomfort would be advantageous!
The ability to maintain a well-stocked wine cellar is an absolute necessity!!!
The successful applicants will be required to undergo a rigorous interview process and, if successful in the first instance, will be subject to regular review and re-appraisal!!!

So . . . I’m sure I’ve missed something obvious and important . . . but do you think I might have many applicants?

Anyway, I’m sure I will be able to find more tips on successful Dating Profiles from clicking the button below!

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Xxx – K

Oh and P.S. – Huge thanks to the lovely, lovely John Tisbury for taking my dating profile photo above!!!

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7 Responses to A Modest Profile #wickedwednesday

  1. I think the applicants will stand in line for you πŸ™‚

    Rebel xox

  2. I like that the wine cellar issue has been looked into, and the high tolerance to pain πŸ˜‰

  3. I think that the fact that they would be subjected to regular reappraisal would mean a long queue forming. And the wine cellar, am I wrong to place that above a lot of other requests πŸ™‚

  4. I actually think you would have a rather long list of applicants to ‘work’ through

    mollyx

  5. I like that you used gentlemen and relationships. Plural. And “regular review” is a fiesty little addition. ALL relationships should be subject to regular review, I think. Putting it out front as an expectation, right from the beginning, is brilliant. πŸ™‚

  6. Gena

    As in the Monty Python Skit, Life of Brian I think. Jumping up and down excitedly, Pick me Pick Me!

  7. Nice Profile, in more ways than one. Beautiful photo, John.

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