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I’ve always had a sneaking envy for “personal” jewellery . . . No not just earrings and necklaces and bracelets – though I do love those of course! But I mean those more “personal” more permanent jewellery accessories . . . such as nipple and clit piercings. I’ve always been curious about those . . . but have never been brave enough to get anything like that added to my own personal bits.

So this Non-Piercing . . . Non-Permanent . . . Cleopatra Clittoral Crystal Jewellery set from . . . my favourite on-line Toy Shop, Uberkinky . . . is an ideal addition to my jewellery collection.

The Cleopatra is nicely packaged in a thin, clear-plastic, sleeve . . . and it’s vacuum-shaped outline in the plastic itself makes it perfect to neatly store-away if you prefer, rather than dropping loose into one’s jewellery box.

It is non-piercing because the extending arms, (see my picture), allow you to attach and gently clamp the Cleopatra over your clitoris with the crystal “jewels” dangling below.

It is just under three inches long, with the curling crown at the top . . . which is what clips over one’s clit . . . about half an inch across. The translucent crystals themselves are one and a half inches in length.

I found it slightly tricky to actually attach initially . . . so for the first few occasions you will probably need to practice in front of a mirror, as I did, to find the best way of fixing it in place. Once it is on though, the pinching sensation, as it squeezes around your clitoris is quite arousing . . . I certainly found it so anyway!!!

The metal arms are made from a nickel-free, non-tarnishing metal, so are quite safe to wear . . . as long as you clean thoroughly after each time you have worn it.

I do love the way the Crystals sparkle in the light and they feel quite light to the touch . . . but you do notice a slight feeling of weight when they are attached. It’s the sense of their dangling movement as I walk around . . . coupled with the gentle squeezing of one’s clit . . . that is quite an arousing sensation. I suppose it’s also to do with the fact that you KNOW you are actually wearing them and you are more conscious of the slight tinkling sound as you push your shopping trolley down the ailses at the supermarket!

As I say they are a bit fiddly to get on at first. I had to experiment with a few different methods and angles . . . and found the most comfortable way for me, is to slide it in under my labia lips and then open the arms at the end . . . so that I can manoeuvre the rounded clip over my clitoris.

I think you, obviously, have to go “commando” to get that full “swinging” sensation, so I certainly wouldn’t wear them with knickers on. I have worn them out during a shopping expedition or two . . . but did notice that over a period of time . . . with my mind wandering to other “normal” things . . . that they did begin to slip down a bit. Perhaps as my clit became a little more used to the squeezing, and my muscles down there relaxed. And also I suppose from the movement of walking about, sitting down to drive the car and so on.

But the thing about clit jewellery of course, is that they are not really designed for normal everyday things are they? They are much better for wearing in a more intimate situation. Perhaps to surprise your lover as he slowly unzips your skirt . . . or lifts your negligee over your head . . . to suddenly discover two sparkling crystal jewels dangling from your pussy lips. I know that I certainly had a wonderfully appreciative reaction when I wore them in just that sort of situation recently!

And my lovers excitement led to ME getting VERY excited as his fingers and tongue started playing with my already squeezed and tingly clit.  He wanted to take his excitement further of course, but I did find that I couldn’t take full penetration as the arms of the Cleopatra became uncomfortable and obstructive as his excitement mounted.

I have tried some solo play sessions with one of my favourite vibrators and . . . again . . . whilst penetration doesn’t work for me, the heightened squeezing of the Cleopatra does mean that even the gentlest of vibrations over my clit brings me to a hugely intense, possibly even too quick, orgasm.

But as well as looking lovely . . . I think the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery is quite fun to wear . . .  and a lovely accessory to add to one’s jewellery!

Stop Press Update: I made a little unintentional blooper during my video review of the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery . . . so the lovely people at Uberkinky have donated a Cleopatra-set for the first person to spot that blooper. Simply tell me what I said wrong in the (completely confidential) form below to receive the Cleopatra with our compliments! (But be quick, there’s only one, first correct answer wins . . . and I will email you how to arrange delivery!)

Modesty Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Fun, non-piercing and non-permanent “personal” jewellery.
Cons: Fiddly and tricky to attach.
Does Not Include: Phthalates, Nickel.
Measurements: The arms measure just under three inches in length whilst the Crystals themselves hang for one and a half inches.
Available Colours: The metal arms are gold. The crystals are translucent clear.
Waterproof: I would think so but would probably avoid wearing them at the seaside.
After-care: Clean thoroughly with a damp cloth and dry before storing away in your jewellery box.
Supplier Product Link: Cleopatra Clit Jewellery
Similar at Uberkinky: Clit Clamps

You can watch my Video Review of the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery by clicking the title screen above!

The Cleopatra Clit Jewellery was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Uberkinky for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

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