If you like nipple play . . . either giving, or receiving . . . then my goodness, do I have a new twist to suggest for you!
In fact, a pair of twists! The Maxtwist Nipple Suckers from Uberkinky! Because, although I’ve played with numerous nipple-clamps, pinchers and suckers over the years, I’ve never experienced anything quite like these before.
The Maxtwist Nipple Suckers arrived, discreetly packaged as always in a plain bubble-wrapped postage envelope. The suckers are supplied by an American company called “Size Matters” so I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised on opening the envelope to find a larger box than I’d expected (3 and a half inches wide, 2 inches deep and 6 inches high). But as I hadn’t even looked at the product pictures on Uberkinky’s website when I’d accepted them for review . . . it has been such a busy, busy month! . . . I still wasn’t expecting, on opening the box and sliding out the two suckers themselves, just how “sizeable” they would be. Each sucker is 4 inches long, and over 1 inch in diameter and both the cylinder/chamber itself, the turning screw on top and all the internal parts, are made of quite thick and strong plastic.
As I took them out of the ziplock plastic bag I must admit my initial reaction was that they looked, and felt, rather clunky and “industrial” and unlady-like.
But as I washed them . . . I always do a “before” and “after” wash of all my toys . . . it was quite apparent that the design and construction of them was bound to make for a strong suction sensation.
Now, as I mentioned, I often use nipple teasers and clamps because I enjoy having my own nipples played with and sucked-on (although not necessarily with toys all the time, if you know what I mean). But I also enjoy using them on my subs . . . all of whom seem to have “different” levels of sensation and enjoyment. So, even though I was home alone . . . as soon as they were dry . . . !!!
. . . I immediately forgot about the clunky-ness and industrial look . . . because the suction was just amazing. And so easy to use!
No fiddly tweaking and sliding about trying to get the right position and angles, just simply placing the base of the suction cup over my nipple and a few twists of the large “knob” (you know how I LOVE large knobs!!!) and I could immediately feel, and see, my nipple being pulled up into the chamber. I have quite small areolae (I only say because we, probably, haven’t met so how could you know???) and they are quite sensitive, so it only needs a few twists before they are already being sucked right in. And the suction is so strong that it was quite easy to let go and then apply the second sucker to my other nipple.
I twisted each knob just a few twists at a time, sitting at my dressing table and jiggling my boobs in the mirror for a few seconds in-between each twist. As I said, I am quite sensitive there, so I soon had to stop the twisting . . . but I loved carrying on with the jiggling for a few minutes longer until I just had to stop and
. . . well, you know!!!
So, anyway, I just couldn’t wait for my No.1 submissive to arrive home from work . . . so I could carry out the next stage of my “review process”.
Now No.1 has even more sensitive nipples than I . . . and an even flatter chest . . . so I was excited, whoops I mean curious, to see how he would react, or even if the suction would be as strong on his tighter skin.
Well I am delighted to report that I had absolutely no problems with suction on application! But, he is such a sissy when it comes to his nipples that I could only twist for a couple of revolutions before he wanted them off. However . . . I know several No’s whom have a much higher nipple threshold (if you’re reading this gentlemen you know who you are!!!)
Although No.1 wasn’t quite as keen a research-assistant as I’d hoped, he was desperately excited to see them attached to me again. In fact he was so excited that he wanted to try one on my clit first. And, although the suction wasn’t quite so easy . . . it was a very “wet” surface after all . . . he eventually managed to draw me in and even further up the chamber than I’d managed with my nipples. And the sensation was initially very, very arousing . . . (and, it was apparent, for him as well!) . . . but I then began to feel a bit “numbed” so instructed him to “unscrew now please”. And that is one thing that is actually really useful and impressive about the robustness of the design, because unlike other clips and pinchers I’ve used which can catch on things, or stick and become fiddly and sometimes quite painful to remove, the really thick and wide threads of the Maxtwister screws make it quick and easy to change the pressure of the suction, or release your entrapment quickly and painlessly. So, in this case, the “unsexy” industrial-look is completely overshadowed by the ease of use . . . AND the delightful sensations!
Well, I say delightful sensations, but I know that nipple play is not for everyone (so Submissive No.1 keeps reminding me each time I reach for the Maxtwister Box) . . . but if you enjoy your nipples being sucked and are curious about even more intensity and “suction” I suggest you look no further than the Maxtwist Nipple Suckers from Uberkinky.
No . . . you must NOT try this at home!!!
Modesty Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Strong and robust design and manufacture, simple and easy to use.
Cons: Looks a little-bit industrial/medical . . . but then???
Material: Thick, strong ABS Plastic.
Measurements: Overall Length 4 inches; Diameter 1.3 inches; Inner (the sucking chamber) diameter 1.17 inches; Adjustment Knob (easy-grip) diameter 1.5 inches.
Noise: Appreciative giggles from the operative, ascending gasps from the recipient!!!
Colour: White adjustment knob; White inner screw with nice blue top; Black rubber seals; Clear Transparent suction cylinder.
Contains: Supplied as a pair.
Does not include: Latex, Phthalates.
Batteries: Not required.
Waterproof: I haven’t tried it in the shower yet, but will let you know!
After-care: Wash with hot soapy water after use.
Supplier Product Link: Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers
Additional Links: Nipple Suckers
The Maxtwist Nipple Suckers were sent to me, free-of-charge, by UberKinky for an honest and un-biased review.
The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.
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Xxx – K
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