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Modesty Ablaze reviews the “Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle” @Uberkinky

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One can never have too many Paddles . . . so I am always looking for new shapes and sizes . . . and new additions to my collection!

And I am delighted to say that the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle which arrived recently from my favourite Fetish Shop Uberkinky has quickly become my current favourite!!!

Now it looks just like a ping-pong or table-tennis bat doesn’t it . . . but let me tell you it is so, so much more stylish-looking and, of course, far more useful!!!

ModestyAblazePaddleTwoIt is made of black-leather with four lovely silver studs connecting the circular paddle itself to the handle. Don’t worry, the studs are closed on both sides so it is perfectly safe to use without fear of scratching or scraping with bare, unprotected bits of metal! (Yes, yes, I KNOW some of you actually like that don’t you!!!)

But anyway . . . as I was saying . . . those silver studs attach the paddle to the strong, re-inforced handle. It is easy to grip, and easy to hold and even during quite forceful, and pro-longed spanking, I find it extremely comfortable to use. The handle is 7 inches long and one-and-a-half inches deep to hold in the palm of one’s hand and, as I say, very comfortable to use . . . certainly more comfortable than my Leather Slapper Paddle  (which I still, never-the-less, LOVE by-the-way!!!).

ModestyAblazePaddleEdgeBut it is the paddle itself which is the part of the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle that I really, really love. It is made from a stiff, very slightly textured leather. And although I’m describing it as being “stiff” (about 5mm in thickness), it does have a wonderful “give and springyness” on impact that both I, and the subs I have so far used the Paddle on, really enjoy. And with it’s lovely shape and diameter of five-and-a-half inches, the paddle leaves a gorgeously consistent rosey-red blush.

And it is that lovely shape that makes it so wonderful to use. The light weight of the paddle and it’s perfect size, just gives one so much control, both in the intensity of the impact and, more delightfully, in one’s aim. Because, unlike some of my other larger or heavier paddles, I have been able to use this Fetish Fantasy Paddle with quite a wide variety of spanking positions, techniques . . . and places of impact.

Such as??? Well, apart from the obvious . . . those lovely bum cheeks that look so spankable when bending my sub over my knee . . . I’ve found this paddle delightfully useful when grabbing a subs balls and twisting them round to present themselves as an inviting, pouting, package for some nice ball-spanking.

Or . . . pulling and stretching his cock to present his bobbling head for some fun swiping with short, sharp, swats until he can take no more.

Or . . . strapping him down onto his stomach across my bench, completely ignoring his bottom and instead smacking the soles of his feet with fast-fast-slow smacks . . . from one foot to the other, and then back again.

Or . . .  making him kneel, blindfolded of course, at my feet . . . instructing him to hold the palm of one hand flat out in front of his body and the other reaching backwards behind him, whilst I walk slowly around him alternating my smacks from one palm to the other . . .  with increasingly regular, and evermore intense, whacks across his bum cheeks.

ModestyAblazePaddleHeldNow, normally, I would use my paddles as a prelude . . . a warming-up toy . . . just to begin a spanking session, with my more “intense” canes or whips to follow. But, actually I’ve found that I’ve been able to use my Fetish Fantasy Paddle with such variety that, on a number of occasions recently, it’s been perfect to use throughout a whole impact session without the need for any other implements at all.

It may not be sufficient for subs who enjoy more extreme forms of punishment, but for me a successful session is one where both participants feel the fun and satisfaction . . . and in that respect the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle has been just perfect for me!

Oh, and to make it even more perfect for me, I just have to mention the string looped through the end of the handle which makes it so easy to tidily hang-away in my wardrobe after use . . . though I somehow think it won’t be hanging there for more than a few days at a time!!!

Modesty Rating: 10 out of 10
Pros: Comfortable and easy to hold and use. Lightweight, flexible but firm . . . makes a lovely slapping noise on impact.
Cons: I honestly can’t think of any cons whatsoever!!!
Material: Leather.
Length: From tip-to-tip (bottom of handle to top of the paddle) 13 inches.
Width (Diameter of the paddle): 5.5 inches and 5mm thick.
Handle: 7 inches long, 1.5 inches wide and 8mm thick (grip).
Vibration: A reverberating slapping on contact.
Lubrication: Not required.
Noise: Wonderful slapping sound on impact.
Available Colours: black.
Waterproof: Not for use in the bath or shower.
After-care: Wipe thoroughly with cleaning cloth after use.
Supplier Product Link: Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle
Additional Useful Link: BDSM Paddles
Twitter feed: @UberKinky

ModestyAblazeCarpetBeaterCoverI haven’t had the time . . . or a willing volunteer just yet (hint, hint!!!) . . . to produce a Video Review of the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle, but you can watch several Video Reviews of some of my previous fun Spanking and Bondage Uberkinky items by clicking the title screen above!

The Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Uberkinky  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

Xxx – K

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Modesty’s Toy Review Round-up: HedoVibes#107 & The Carpet Beater @UberKinky

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Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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A Fetish Wail of a Sale @UberKinky

MistressModestyTableIf you’ve joined me here before you will know how impressed I always am with the Fetish Wear and Impact and Bondage items I have ordered from my favourite fetish store, Uberkinky.

UberkinkyRestraintsAnd . . . of course . . . if you have joined me at one of my dungeon sessions over the past year, you will have no-doubt experienced some of those Impact and Bondage items at first-hand! LOL!!!

And . . . you are sure to have told me just how much you enjoyed the experience!!!

UberkinkyDildosIn my view Uberkinky –  “it’s not a fetish it’s a way of life” – offers simply the best quality, and best customer service of any of the (numerous) on-line suppliers I have dealt with over the past few years.

Their products are always well made, packaged tidily and discreetly, and delivered quickly.

AND . . . as you will have no doubt gathered from my post title . . . they are currently offering some exciting savings on their already wonderfully reasonable prices.

UberkinkyDeliveryAND . . . are also offering FREE Royal Mail 24 delivery when you order items over £20 in total.

UberkinkyVibratorsI can’t recommend Uberkinky enough and I encourage you . . . no, actually COMMAND you . . . to visit them now, quickly and without fail!!!

There is more information on some of their most popular categories from the links in this post . . . and, of course . . . if you’d like to invite me to join you in trying them out, you just simply have to ask and I will consult my dungeon-diary!!!

UberkinkyMachinesHave fun . . . Kinky fun . . . at Uberkinky.

And if you’d like to read more about my thoughts on some of the items I, along with some of my submissives, have recently “tested” . . . you can do so by clicking the images below.

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Thanks and kisses to Vinylman1 for my “Mistress Modesty Ablaze Table” picture above.

Xxx – Mistress Modesty Ablaze

 

 

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Modesty Ablaze reviews “The Carpet Beater” from @UberKinky

ModestyAblazeCarpetBeaterNone of us actually beat our carpets or rugs to clean them any longer do we? That’s something we do with a vacuum cleaner nowadays isn’t it? Or rather something we have done for us by a willing submissive with a vacuum cleaner!

But having recently received The House of Eros “Carpet Beater” (above and below) from my favourite Toy Shop Uberkinky . . . I would certainly recommend you still make a place for one in your closet . . . or more likely your bedroom wardrobe!!!

ModestyAblazeCarpetBeaterCompleteWhen I first came across it’s very distinctive shape on the Uberkinky website, I thought it looked like a giant pretzel . . . and so was immediately intrigued, and curious, to find out more. Especially as I am always interested in adding more “impact” toys to my armoury!!!

Although I could tell it was quite a big implement from the measurements given on the Uberkinky product page . . . it wasn’t until the Postman turned-up on my doorstep with the carefully wrapped package, that I realised just how big it actually is.

ModestyAblazeCarpetHeadThe Carpet Beater measures 29 and a half inches from the bottom of the handle to the top rim of the spanking paddle. It is 8 inches across at the widest part of the paddle, and the reed-spokes are each about 8mm wide.

The diameter of the handle is about 1 and a half inches and is reasonably easy to grip. In fact, despite it’s size it is surprisingly light to handle because it is made from willow reeds.

The willow is nicely varnished so it is smooth to the touch when you rub ones fingers over it.

And, as you can see from my photographs, the way the reeds are interwoven around each other looks quite intricate and makes for an interesting design. It feels quite firm as well . . . so when I first unwrapped it . . . and ran the palm of my hand over the paddle . . . I was imagining with delight, the pretty patterns it might leave on my submissives bottom when I gave him his first spanking.

But that first session . . . a few days after opening my parcel . . . did leave me a little disappointed because in practice I felt it was actually a bit cumbersome to use, compared with my normal spanking canes and paddles.

Not because of the weight . . . as I mentioned it is actually reasonably light to hold . . . but I think possibly because of the width and shape of the paddle it is just not quite so easy for me to wield and swing.

And the harder . . . or more forceful . . . I tried to make the impact, the less control I seemed to have. And . . . as you can imagine . . . I do like to have complete control!!!

I was also a little disappointed that it didn’t make the patterned shapes that I had hoped it would . . . probably because I wasn’t able to land the paddle in exactly the same place with each smack. But it did leave lovely red blushes!

ModestyAblazeCarpetBeaterTwistMy submissive though . . . well he loved it . . . “It has a slightly springy-stingy impact” was the way he described it . . . without the intensity or immediate pain that my usual cane apparently does. And he was also able to take lots more strokes on each cheek than he could normally stand from my normal canes. That is probably because the shape and weave of the head “spreads” the impact rather than one specific thin stroke of a canes rod . . . and the spring of the willow-weave is far less rigid than a similarly shaped, hard wooden paddle.

So, as I say, I did find the Beater less comfortable and less natural for me to use at first. But . . . because he enjoyed it so much and has actually requested it in our two sessions since . . . I am becoming more and more proficient each time I use it.

I’m also experimenting with the way I hold the handle . . . even trying a two-handed grip to give the blows more force. And I do love the swishing sound it makes as I swing it . . . and then, of course, the smacking sound it makes as it whacks against his bum cheeks.

But I do wish I could get it to leave those lovely swirly-shaped patterns on his reddening bum!!! Still . . . you know what they say . . . “Practice makes perfect” . . . and I’m intending on practicing a bit more with a different submissive next week. So watch this space for regular updates . . . and, in fact, do keep checking my Video Channel at Clips Fatale regularly over the next few weeks as The Carpet Beater may well feature in my next video there (possibly chasing my sub around the living room swatting it against his naked bottom as he vacuums the rugs! I think I’ll entitle the video . . . “The Carpet Beater” (LOL!!)

So . . . would I recommend The House of Eros Carpet Beater as a worthwhile addition to your spanking sessions? Well it’s certainly different, and as with lots of House of Eros items, is certainly lots of fun . . . so yes . . . I most certainly would!

Modesty Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Impressive and interesting shape and completely different from my “normal” spanking toys.
Cons: Unusually wide size makes it difficult to pack into a toy bag or carry-case when travelling to one of my dungeon visits.
Material: Willow wood reeds with gloss varnish finish.
Length: Approximately 29.5 inches.
Width (at widest part on paddle): Approximately 8 inches.
Handle/shaft Diameter: Approximately 1.5 inches.
Vibration: Only when it immediately strikes it’s target area.
Lubrication: Not required.
Noise: Subtle swish on swinging. Nice smacking sound on impact.
Available Colours: Wood Brown.
Waterproof: Should not be used in the bath or shower.
After-care: Wipe thoroughly with cleaning cloth after use.
Supplier Product Link: Uberkinky House of Eros Carpet Beater
Additional Useful Link: House of Eros
Twitter feed: @UberKinky

ModestyAblazeCarpetBeaterCoverYou can watch my Video Review of the House of Eros Carpet Beater from Uberkinky by clicking the title screen above!

The House of Eros Carpet Beater was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Uberkinky  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

Xxx – K

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Modesty’s Toy Review Round-up: HedoVibes#97 & The Leather Slapper Paddle @UberKinky

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Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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Modesty Ablaze reviews “The UberKinky Leather Slapper Paddle”

UberKinkyLeatherSlapperPaddleI was really surprised when I received my post from Uberkinky three weeks ago. Not surprised because I’d received a parcel from them . . . after all they ARE my favourite, first-choice on-line supplier for all things Kinky . . . but surprised at the size of the item inside as I unwrapped the bubble-wrapping.

I knew I’d ordered the UberKinky Leather Slapper Paddle, and I had read the measurements information . . . but I obviously hadn’t visualised those measurements correctly because as the Slapper Paddle emerged from it’s wrapping I was surprised at it’s length, and it’s width at the . . . slapping end.

Don’t worry though, my surprise was one of excitement and definitely not disappointment . . . and I simply couldn’t wait to try it out.

UberKinkySlapperLooseSo that very night I ordered my No.1 submissive to disrobe and “assume the position” bent over the edge of the bed. And I’m happy to report that neither of us were really disappointed and it has quickly become a regular starting point for all of our sessions since.

Just a “starting point” I hear you ask? Well, I will explain . . . but first more about those measurements and the Paddle itself.

UberKinkySlapperWideThe leather of the strap, or the slapping part, is actually like a long folding loop with each half, if you like, about 2mm thick. The leather is lightly textured . . . feels lovely when you rub the softness of your finger over it . . . and quite firm and rigid, and yet quite supple at the same time. The length of the strap is 15 inches from the handle to the fold of the loop (so that is 30 inches of leather before it is folded over and secured back into the handle).

UberKinkyPaddleStretchAs you can see from my photographs the strap tapers out from it’s narrowest point of one and a half inches at the handle to an impressive four and a half inches at the end where it folds over and runs back to the handle again. And it is that folded element of the design that gives it such a wonderful, springing (stinging?) smack . . . and a wonderfully loud whacking sound, which I absolutely love, as it smacks against soft skin. Obviously the air moving between the two folds of the strap as you swing is what gives it that wonderful, and addictive, slap!!!

As you can probably tell, I love using the Leather Slapper Paddle to warm-up my submissives . . . and get us both into that special energy and excitement-rush of an impact session. The wide leather leaves a lovely warm and rosy glow on the subs bum cheeks, without the welts or stripey marks that my Uberkinky Cane does. And my subs, on whom I have administered it, seem to love it too . . . as the sensation is, apparently, a stinging and pleasant pain without the intensity of some of my other implements.

But . . . and there is always a but isn’t there . . . it is the handle that for me is my one area of disappointment and the one reason I can’t keep using it for too long during a session. If you look closely at my photographs you will see that the handle is not really rounded. Perhaps because of the practicality of the production process, or to make the moulding and stitching of the handle into the leather strap, the handle has a flattened edge on each side as you grip it. And I found that makes it quite uncomfortable to use for any length of time because it seems to judder, and jar more against the palm of my hand each time I make a strike. And the harder I swing and smack, the more I feel it jarring against my grip. So although my submissive might be begging for harder and more extreme smacks, I find it becomes more painful and uncomfortable for me, the longer and harder I try to use it.

UberKinkyHandleSo, although every session is meant to be a combination of pleasure and pain . . . and I definitely enjoy the pleasure of hearing those loud “smacks” and seeing those rosey cheeks becoming redder and redder . . . I just find that I can’t wield it for as long as I (or my subs) would like.

Hence the reason why I said earlier in this review that the Slapper had become my regular “starting point” for one of my impact sessions. But, of course, we all like to change our positions . . . and change our implements as each session progresses don’t we, so aside from my reservations about the handle, I simply LOVE the Uberkinky Leather Slapping Paddle and would highly recommend it as the perfect addition to any dommes punishment box.

Modesty Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Wonderful smacking sounds and leaves lovely red blushes.
Cons: The handle shape is uncomfortably constructed for my delicate palms.
Material: Leather.
Measurements: Overall Length 62cm (24.5 inches) from the tip of the handle to the top of the (folding) strap. The Handle itself is 24cm (9.5 inches) in length. The width of the strap at it’s widest point is 11.5cm (4.5 inches). Width of the handle is 3.5cm (1.38 inches).
Noise: Wonderfully loud smacking sounds!!!
Available Colours: Black.
Does not include: Latex, Phthalates.
After-care: I wipe it clean with hot soapy water after use.
Supplier Product Link: UberKinky Leather Slapper Paddle
Additional Links: Paddles

The UberKinky Leather Slapper Paddle was sent to me, free-of-charge, by UberKinky  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product and Video Reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

Bondage Gear, Restraints, Electro Sex and Fetish Gear at UberKinky

Xxx – K

 

 

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Modesty’s Toy Review Round-up: HedoVibes#95 & The Spotty P-spot Massager @NomiTang

TheSpottyAnalMassagerPhoto courtesy of Modesty Ablaze

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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Modesty’s Toy Review Round-up: HedoVibes#94 & Cleopatra Clitoris Jewellery @UberKinky

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Photo courtesy of Perineum Plunders

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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Xxx – K

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Modesty reviews “The Spotty Revolving P-Spot Massager” from Nomi Tang

SpottyUnboxedSince I first discovered Nomi Tang’s designer sex toys when she approached me last year to review her wonderful Infiniti Vibrator, I’ve become more and more intrigued by her interesting designs.

So I was delighted . . . and once again intrigued . . . when her “Spotty” . . . a revolving, vibrating, prostate massager, arrived in my post box recently.

First of all intrigued by the name of course . . . but it’s not called “The Spotty” because it’s covered in spots, rather because it is a P-Spot vibrator. Actually not just a p-spot vibrator, but also a p-spot massager!

So . . . a massaging, as well as a vibrating toy for one’s bottom certainly sounded interesting to me . . . even though I’m not personally equipped for the precise target of the Spotty’s revolving and massaging tip.

SpottyBoxCompositeLike all of Nomi Tang’s products the packaging is well designed and constructed and very stylish. The outer black and silver presentation sleeve has an illustration of the outline shape of the toy . . . and some bullet point type graphics of it’s main functions, printed on the spine. The actual storage box inside is a wonderfully strong, matt black cardboard box with the silver foil Nomi Tang logo on the top, which just oozes class and style. The Spotty itself sits inside it’s own black-foam cushion inside the box, along with a small manual and the USB charging cable.

The manual is very small . . . and in dim and subdued and sensual lighting is actually very difficult to read. So I would recommend that you read it through in advance, perhaps whilst you are charging it, rather than risking frustration . . . and eye-strain, and spoiling your mood and desire just when you thought you were ready to play.

SpottyAndChargerThe Spotty is charged either through a standard USB charging adaptor, or by plugging it into the USB port on your computer. It will take two and a half hours to charge and, apparently, will then run for up to three hours depending on the speed and vibation patterns you select. (Though I can’t imagine anyone could take three hours of continual anal vibrations!!!)

The Spotty has two completely independent motors – one in each “stem” – which are operated by two separate buttons. You press each button to turn on, and then press again to cycle through the five different vibrations, or three different revolving functions, on the massaging head itself.

To turn the motors off you have to hold the respective button down for two seconds. It’s actually a bit tricky to get used to at first, as it’s so easy to get lost in concentration and hold onto the button for just that extra second too long and turn-off the motor by mistake, just when you thought you’d found the setting you most enjoy. But like all things . . . practice makes perfect!!!

The Spotty’s insertable length measures 4 inches, with the revovling head part being almost two inches from the tip down to the part of the vibrator that is designed to massage and stimulate the prostate gland. The head is one and a half inches wide tapering down to a narrower neck before widening again further down the shaft.

Although I obviously don’t have a prostate I did want to try the Spotty myself !!! So . . .  after a liberal coating of lube (water-based only due to it’s silicone coating) . . . I did find the revolving motion quite a pleasurable sensation inside my bottom, especially when alternating the speed and vibration patterns. My “assistant”, who of course does have the right gland in the right place, also reported similar enjoyment from alternating the speed and vibration settings . . . although he did have a little more trouble with the length than I did!!!

SpottyInHandThe other “stem” of the Spotty, the more bulbous one, is designed to stimulate the perineum. Although it doesn’t revolve, it does have five different vibration patterns, and, actually quite strong ones!!! It is two and a half inches long and almost two inches wide. Hubby tells me the straight vibration patterns didn’t do anything for him at all, but he found the pulsing settings actually did enhance what was going on inside his bottom!!!

The Spotty is completely covered in a lovely feeling, FDG Grade silicone and is 100% waterproof. If you have seen my video review of Nomi Tang’s Infinity you will know that I took it into the bath with me for part of my review. Well although I don’t do that during my video review of the Spotty, I do show you a little demonstration to illustrate the strength of the vibration settings when submerged. Nomi says it is useable up to one metre underwater . . . though I think the insertion angles required would make that rather difficult to achieve!!!

I do love the feel of silicone toys . . . they always feel so nice to hold . . . and therefore nice to use. And in the case of the Spotty, the design which utilises a hole for one’s finger or thumb as part of the natural gripping motion makes it easy and comfortable to hold onto during play.

And, speaking of play, how was it during use? Well, both of us feel it is fun . . . and interesting . . . to play with. And it certainly has added pleasure to our play sessions each time we have used it. And, although he feels he probably couldn’t orgasm from using just the Spotty on it’s own, once it is inserted and buzzing away I only have to start stroking his willy for a few moments to bring him to a wonderfully impressive and intensive cum. So, from that point of view, he says that using The Spotty gives him probably the most stimulating and pleasurable anal play he’s had.

So, there you go boys, if you’d like some new and rather varied twisting and vibrating sensations for your bottom, The Spotty certainly gets the “thumbs up” from us!!!

Modesty Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Different and fun for some “alternative” anal play.
Cons: Fiddly to control at first, especially during “solo” use.
Material: Completely covered in seamless medical grade silicone.
Vibration Modes: 5 different patterns.
Revolving Head: 3 functions (slow, fast, interval).
Lubrication: Use with water-based lubricants only.
Measurements: Height 135mm; Width 128mm; Depth 19mm (at anus); 30mm (at revolving head); 36mm (at base).
Noise: <45dB but actually very quiet for such powerful vibrations.
Available Colours: Black.
Weight: 0.164kg
Waterproof: Up to one metre apparently.
After-care: Clean thoroughly in hot soapy water after use.
Supplier Product Link: Nomi Tang
Twitter feed: @NomiTang

ModestySpottyCoverMay2915You can watch my Video Review of the Spotty Revolving P-Spot Massager by clicking the title screen above!

The Spotty Revolving P-Spot Massager was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Nomi Tang  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

Xxx – K

 

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Modesty Ablaze reviews The Cleopatra Clit Jewellery Set from Uberkinky

CleoPurpleBack600x450I’ve always had a sneaking envy for “personal” jewellery . . . No not just earrings and necklaces and bracelets – though I do love those of course! But I mean those more “personal” more permanent jewellery accessories . . . such as nipple and clit piercings. I’ve always been curious about those . . . but have never been brave enough to get anything like that added to my own personal bits.

So this Non-Piercing . . . Non-Permanent . . . Cleopatra Clittoral Crystal Jewellery set from . . . my favourite on-line Toy Shop, Uberkinky . . . is an ideal addition to my jewellery collection.

CleoPackedThe Cleopatra is nicely packaged in a thin, clear-plastic, sleeve . . . and it’s vacuum-shaped outline in the plastic itself makes it perfect to neatly store-away if you prefer, rather than dropping loose into one’s jewellery box.

It is non-piercing because the extending arms, (see my picture), allow you to attach and gently clamp the Cleopatra over your clitoris with the crystal “jewels” dangling below.

CleoHandsIt is just under three inches long, with the curling crown at the top . . . which is what clips over one’s clit . . . about half an inch across. The translucent crystals themselves are one and a half inches in length.

I found it slightly tricky to actually attach initially . . . so for the first few occasions you will probably need to practice in front of a mirror, as I did, to find the best way of fixing it in place. Once it is on though, the pinching sensation, as it squeezes around your clitoris is quite arousing . . . I certainly found it so anyway!!!

The metal arms are made from a nickel-free, non-tarnishing metal, so are quite safe to wear . . . as long as you clean thoroughly after each time you have worn it.

I do love the way the Crystals sparkle in the light and they feel quite light to the touch . . . but you do notice a slight feeling of weight when they are attached. It’s the sense of their dangling movement as I walk around . . . coupled with the gentle squeezing of one’s clit . . . that is quite an arousing sensation. I suppose it’s also to do with the fact that you KNOW you are actually wearing them and you are more conscious of the slight tinkling sound as you push your shopping trolley down the ailses at the supermarket!

As I say they are a bit fiddly to get on at first. I had to experiment with a few different methods and angles . . . and found the most comfortable way for me, is to slide it in under my labia lips and then open the arms at the end . . . so that I can manoeuvre the rounded clip over my clitoris.

ModestyCloserCleopatraI think you, obviously, have to go “commando” to get that full “swinging” sensation, so I certainly wouldn’t wear them with knickers on. I have worn them out during a shopping expedition or two . . . but did notice that over a period of time . . . with my mind wandering to other “normal” things . . . that they did begin to slip down a bit. Perhaps as my clit became a little more used to the squeezing, and my muscles down there relaxed. And also I suppose from the movement of walking about, sitting down to drive the car and so on.

But the thing about clit jewellery of course, is that they are not really designed for normal everyday things are they? They are much better for wearing in a more intimate situation. Perhaps to surprise your lover as he slowly unzips your skirt . . . or lifts your negligee over your head . . . to suddenly discover two sparkling crystal jewels dangling from your pussy lips. I know that I certainly had a wonderfully appreciative reaction when I wore them in just that sort of situation recently!

And my lovers excitement led to ME getting VERY excited as his fingers and tongue started playing with my already squeezed and tingly clit.  He wanted to take his excitement further of course, but I did find that I couldn’t take full penetration as the arms of the Cleopatra became uncomfortable and obstructive as his excitement mounted.

I have tried some solo play sessions with one of my favourite vibrators and . . . again . . . whilst penetration doesn’t work for me, the heightened squeezing of the Cleopatra does mean that even the gentlest of vibrations over my clit brings me to a hugely intense, possibly even too quick, orgasm.

But as well as looking lovely . . . I think the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery is quite fun to wear . . .  and a lovely accessory to add to one’s jewellery!

Stop Press Update: I made a little unintentional blooper during my video review of the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery . . . so the lovely people at Uberkinky have donated a Cleopatra-set for the first person to spot that blooper. Simply tell me what I said wrong in the (completely confidential) form below to receive the Cleopatra with our compliments! (But be quick, there’s only one, first correct answer wins . . . and I will email you how to arrange delivery!)

Modesty Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Fun, non-piercing and non-permanent “personal” jewellery.
Cons: Fiddly and tricky to attach.
Does Not Include: Phthalates, Nickel.
Measurements: The arms measure just under three inches in length whilst the Crystals themselves hang for one and a half inches.
Available Colours: The metal arms are gold. The crystals are translucent clear.
Waterproof: I would think so but would probably avoid wearing them at the seaside.
After-care: Clean thoroughly with a damp cloth and dry before storing away in your jewellery box.
Supplier Product Link: Cleopatra Clit Jewellery
Similar at Uberkinky: Clit Clamps

You can watch my Video Review of the Cleopatra Clit Jewellery by clicking the title screen above!

The Cleopatra Clit Jewellery was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Uberkinky for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

Enter my Video-Review Blooper competition from the form below. I will email the, one, lucky winner to arrange delivery.

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