Modesty Ablaze reviews the Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator from @paloqueth_love

I really do love my Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator when, at first, I actually thought I wouldn’t.

It arrived in my postbox the day before we left London for a long-planned Christmas / New Year vacation . . .

. . . and I’d just had the time to unwrap the postage-packaging and open the very impressive, hard cardboard, black presentation box.

The purple vibrator was cradled nicely in a black foam interior, along with a charging cable, small instruction leaflet and a purple satin pouch. But when I lifted the Paloqueth out of the box my first reaction was that although the ridged, purple tongues, on the face of the vibrator were intriguing, they actually looked, and felt, just a little too-much like a . . . well like a “toy”.

But, I had suitcases to pack, and an early-night’s sleep ahead . . . so I popped the vibrator back into it’s box and into the bottom drawer of my bedside cabinet . . . telling myself that further investigation would have to wait until I returned from our holiday.

And upon my return, three weeks later, I must confess that the rush and worry of getting back into work-mode meant that bottom drawer went unopened.
Until that is . . . early last Tuesday (my second week back).

I’d woken in the early hours hot and tingly from one of those fantasies that occasionally just pop into one’s head. A fantasy, that just seems to arrive from nowhere, for no particular reason . . . but a fantasy that is so hot, and so tingly, that I just know I will not be able to get back to sleep until my excitement is satisfied. (I won’t divulge this particular mornings fantasy here now, but if you ask nicely I may just replay it again on my pages here in the future).

Lost in my wetness, and with my fingers playing-out the rhythms of my adventure, I suddenly remembered those intriguing purple tongues that I’d been rubbing across my palms three weeks earlier. I leaned out over the side of the bed, opened the drawer, unboxed the Paloqueth . . . and re-acquainted myself!

The next few minutes of stroking and sliding, and adjusting the speed and pulsing levels, were simply lovely . . . and the resulting orgasm was shuddering and complete. I rolled over onto my side, curled myself up into my usual post-climatic bundle, and drifted off into a warm and satisfied slumber.

But in the cold light of day, (well the next day actually), would the Paloqueth be able to deliver such intense orgasms again, or was it the actual fantasy itself ???

Well, I’m happy to say, that it certainly has been able to deliver . . . again and again !!!

So . . . as for my initial reaction about that “toy” look and feel ? Well I think
that was probably because the Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator is quite small (just 6 inches in length) . . . and possibly because I’ve gotten a bit bored with purple as a colour. But, of course, performance is always more important than size isn’t it!

As I said, the body of the vibrator is purple with a chrome finish bottom cap and thin strip which houses the two small control buttons. It is made of medical grade silicone which is quite smooth to the touch, apart from the head which has a pad-like curved surface made up of numerous rows of small nodules parted by a middle row of seven curved “tongues”. The nodules protude several millimetres from the surface, whilst the tongues themselves stand-up about 6 or 7 millimetres higher again.

You would probably think from looking at my photos here that they are quite “spikey” but in fact I would describe both the nodules, and the tongues themselves, as being “stiff”, rather than abrasive, and quite flexible and not hard to the touch at all.

As you can see the head is curved in shape and has a little bit of flexibility and movement at it’s neck, which allows one to slide, and rock, it back and forth during use, to maximise the contact on one’s lips.

The control buttons are quite easy to use, holding the top “on” button down for several seconds to turn the motor on, and then using that same button to control the power and vibration settings. Holding the bottom button down for several seconds turns it off.

The vibrator is actually very quiet for it’s power . . . so quite discreet to use (in fact it was my thrashing about from side-to-side as I orgasmed that woke Hubby from his sleep next to me on that first morning, rather than the buzzing of the Paloqueth itself!)

There are apparently 8 different vibration settings, but as always with my vibes, I much prefer just the constant vibration modes rather than the stop-start pulsing settings. I do like to start with a lower speed and slide the head up and down and over the whole of my vulva . . . even turning it over occasionally to use the completely smooth back of the head to build me up . . . before increasing the speed and directing those tongues more specifically up and down over my clit.

Although I haven’t yet played with the Paloqueth outside of the bedroom, it is apparently waterproof, and as I mentioned earlier, very quiet at even it’s strongest vibrations. Charging is via the included USB cable which pushes into the rear of the handle (see below). But it arrived already charged which is a nice touch, and as I described for my first “wake-up” experience, that was certainly a bonus . . . and probably just as well.

Paloqueth describe the vibrator as an “Oral Sex Simulator”, but of course it doesn’t actually feel like the real thing to me. However, I must say that it can actually bring me to orgasm far quicker than even the most tongue-skilled of my lovers . . . and it gives me completely different sensations than any of my dildo-type insertables, or my on-the-spot wand clittoral vibes . . . and at the moment it is my go-to play-time toy.

So . . . if you enjoy gentle clittoral stimulation, and quiet subtle buzzing and tingling, I really do suggest you give the Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator a try!

As always, there are some more “technical descriptions” and browsing links for you below:

Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator:
Modesty Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Quite quiet, light and easy to hold, AND easy to position and manipulate for intense, kissing sensations.
Cons: It’s purple colour is a little asthetically off-putting for me!
Material: Non-porous, hypoallergenic, body-safe medical grade silicone.
Measurements: Overall length, from the bottom of the handle to the tip of the head = 6.5 inches. Handle diameter = 1.25 inches. Width of the “head” pad = 1.5 inches.
Charging: USB (cable included). Charging time = 1.5 hours.
Use Time: 2 hours.
Colour: Purple (see above).
Waterproof: Yes.
Lubricants: Use with water-based lubricants (not oil).
Cleaning: Clean immediately after use with a damp cloth and water-soluble cleaning agent.
Noise level: Very quiet.
Country of Manufacture: China.
Supplier Product Link: Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator
Supplier Website: paloqueth.com
Twitter: @paloqueth_love
The Modesty Video Review: If you ask nicely, you may just see a clip of the Paloqueth in action here in the very near future.

The Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator was sent to me, free-of-charge by paloqueth.com,  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

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