I’m always excited to discover new toys . . . particularly when they are something that I’ve never tried, or experienced, before. And that is why it was especially thrilling . . . and tingling !!! . . . to receive this Remote Controlled, Cock-Shock, Cock Ring from my favourite toy shop Uberkinky.
It’s actually called the “Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring“ . . . but, to my submissives, it will now forever be known as “Mistresses” Cock-Shocker . . . because I just LOVE playing with it and watching my slaves nervousness whenever I command them to strap it on.
Now, the packaging is not particularly stylish or robust. It’s outer display box is quite cheap glossy card, with an open panel which does at least easily display the contents within . . . so one doesn’t have to rely on the pictures or descriptive wording on the back of the pack (see left) to see exactly what is inside the box. Oh, and by-the-way, that dildo illustrated on the back is not included, it is merely intended to show where the shock unit itself should be attached (just in-case you weren’t sure).
The Remote Control, and the Cock-Shock Cock Ring itself is held in place within the box, with a clear plastic moulded packaging. It does look a bit cheap . . . and I suppose that one’s initial reaction on holding the controller, is that it feels a bit cheap as well.
BUT, just like lots of the other wide range of different . . . and fun . . . Cock Rings available at Uberkinky, this is one toy for which the “looks” are not the most important aspect!!!
Both the controller, and the “unit” itself are made of ABS Plastic. I’ve christened the unit “Mistresses sack-pack”, as you couldn’t really call it a “ring” (although I suppose you could call it a cock-block)!
Anyway the plastic in this part is quite substantial and houses two Triple A batteries (which are not supplied by the way, so make sure you’ve got some close at hand, otherwise all that expectant excitement may be quickly deflated).
The pack is 2 and ¾ inches long, 1 and ½ inches deep, and just over an inch wide.
There are two small, metal prongs, which are the actual conductors that deliver the “shock” once the unit has been strapped on, and held tightly in place, with two cross-over velcro straps. They are ¾ of an inch wide and about 4 inches long for each strap . . . so can easily be strapped around an ankle, or arm . . . but of course you KNOW exactly where I like to strap it, don’t you !!!
The Remote Control is quite light to hold and this DOES come with it’s own battery supplied. You’ll have to open the slot at the back, to remove the plastic-packaging around the contact-points when you first come to use it.
You will have to “link” your remote to the base-unit for your first use . . . so once you’ve re-inserted the battery into the controller, make sure the tiny-little switch on the side is flicked up to the “on” position. Don’t confuse this with the other switch just below it which toggles the volume of the “sound” button from low to higher.
Then, unscrew the two conductors on the “sack pack” . . . don’t lose them, or let them roll off the table onto the floor or something. There’s nothing worse in a darkly lit dungeon, than having your screws roll off somewhere under a heavy wooden cabinet, or the legs of your St. Andrews Cross.
Pop those two Triple A’s, you got ready earlier, into their compartments and you will see the small green light on the side of the unit come on, and the little red light next to it should be flashing. Then you must “press” the “Vibrate” button on the controller to link the two together. If the unit doesn’t vibrate, remove one of the Triple A’s and try again. The red light should be flashing when you press the “vibrate” button. Once that’s happened, re-position the top panel . . . screw those conductors back on and you’re almost ready to go!!!
I say “almost” of course . . . because now you have to command your sub to strap-on the “sack pack” . . . making sure that the two metal conductors are both pressed tightly against his skin.
There are actually four little buttons on the remote control, each with a little graphical icon to illustrate their purpose. One shines a little light . . . so when he’s on his knees for instance, you can command him to follow the little light beam as you shine it on the floor and move it around the room. The next button, immediately below it, emits a beeping tone to give him audio prompts whenever you want him to stop, or change, whatever it is that you have just commanded him to do. Then there is the vibration button, which gives quite gentle warning vibrations, or prompts should you feel he is not performing as he should.
And finally . . . and this is where the real fun begins . . . there is the “shock” button. Now, apparently, if you extend the aerial, this remote will work from up to 80 feet away. So there will be no hiding place if he is mis-behaving and you want to “shock” him back to submission.
And the shock is really quite powerful . . . so when it is strapped on, making sure that those two conductors are tight against his fleshy bits you might want to use some cuffs or rope ties around his wrists to make sure he can’t suddenly reach down and unpeel the velcro at the very first jolt.
I normally start with just a little vibration or two . . . just to get him warmed-up. Followed by some audio and visual prompts with the light-beam . . . and . . . then . . . zap !!!
I can tell from the reaction and howls of surprise from the subs I’ve used it on, just how powerful it really is . . . even for those who have said they have the highest threshold, or have played with electro-training before, this Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring apparently sends the most intense . . . and powerful . . . jolts they have ever had.
Now, as I said, I LOVE it . . . and have had so much fun with it over the past few weeks. But one must always remember to respect the limits of the wearer . . . and, as with everything I do in my sessions . . . I always stop just as soon as I hear my subs “safe word”. I would have liked there to be two, or three, different levels of intensity for the jolts. Just to perhaps tease, or train, my slaves up through several levels of shock, rather than have them cry their safe word so quickly. So, consequently, all of my “cock-shocker” sessions have been quite short so far!
Oh, and I must point-out that the unit turns itself off after three minutes of in-activity. So if you have to pause to give your sub time to recover, you can keep it active by pressing any of the buttons every so often, even just the light or audio button . . . it doesn’t have to be the Shock Button.
But, I haven’t yet had any of the subs I’ve used it on, be able to take more than two or three jolts before they’ve cried their “safe word” . . . so, if you think you could do better, just let me know!!!
Modesty Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: A fun toy to introduce something a little different to your slave training sessions or play-time. Very powerful, and does exactly what it says.
Cons: I would have liked two (or more?) different “shock” levels.
Material: ABS Plastic, Metal elements and Nylon Velcro strips.
Does Not Include: Latex, Phthalates
Measurements: Remote controller length 5 inches, width 2 inches, thickness 1 inch, aerial extends 6 ½ inches. Ring/Sack Pack base unit length 2 ¾ inches, depth 1 and ½ inches, width just over 1 inch.
Noise: A small volume button on the side does allow to toggle between low-sound and slightly higher-sound for the audio prompt button.
Batteries: Controller battery LR03 (Alkaline) is included, however base unit requires 2 AAA which are NOT included.
Cleaning: Obviously always clean the base thoroughly after use. I wipe with my anti-bacterial cleansers and allow to dry, naturally, before the next use.
Supplier Product Link: Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring
More Uberkinky Cock and Ball Ring Products: Cock Rings
This Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring was sent to me, free-of-charge by Uberkinky, for an honest and un-biased review.
The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.