One can never have too many Paddles . . . so I am always looking for new shapes and sizes . . . and new additions to my collection!
And I am delighted to say that the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle which arrived recently from my favourite Fetish Shop Uberkinky has quickly become my current favourite!!!
Now it looks just like a ping-pong or table-tennis bat doesn’t it . . . but let me tell you it is so, so much more stylish-looking and, of course, far more useful!!!
It is made of black-leather with four lovely silver studs connecting the circular paddle itself to the handle. Don’t worry, the studs are closed on both sides so it is perfectly safe to use without fear of scratching or scraping with bare, unprotected bits of metal! (Yes, yes, I KNOW some of you actually like that don’t you!!!)
But anyway . . . as I was saying . . . those silver studs attach the paddle to the strong, re-inforced handle. It is easy to grip, and easy to hold and even during quite forceful, and pro-longed spanking, I find it extremely comfortable to use. The handle is 7 inches long and one-and-a-half inches deep to hold in the palm of one’s hand and, as I say, very comfortable to use . . . certainly more comfortable than my Leather Slapper Paddle (which I still, never-the-less, LOVE by-the-way!!!).
But it is the paddle itself which is the part of the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle that I really, really love. It is made from a stiff, very slightly textured leather. And although I’m describing it as being “stiff” (about 5mm in thickness), it does have a wonderful “give and springyness” on impact that both I, and the subs I have so far used the Paddle on, really enjoy. And with it’s lovely shape and diameter of five-and-a-half inches, the paddle leaves a gorgeously consistent rosey-red blush.
And it is that lovely shape that makes it so wonderful to use. The light weight of the paddle and it’s perfect size, just gives one so much control, both in the intensity of the impact and, more delightfully, in one’s aim. Because, unlike some of my other larger or heavier paddles, I have been able to use this Fetish Fantasy Paddle with quite a wide variety of spanking positions, techniques . . . and places of impact.
Such as??? Well, apart from the obvious . . . those lovely bum cheeks that look so spankable when bending my sub over my knee . . . I’ve found this paddle delightfully useful when grabbing a subs balls and twisting them round to present themselves as an inviting, pouting, package for some nice ball-spanking.
Or . . . pulling and stretching his cock to present his bobbling head for some fun swiping with short, sharp, swats until he can take no more.
Or . . . strapping him down onto his stomach across my bench, completely ignoring his bottom and instead smacking the soles of his feet with fast-fast-slow smacks . . . from one foot to the other, and then back again.
Or . . . making him kneel, blindfolded of course, at my feet . . . instructing him to hold the palm of one hand flat out in front of his body and the other reaching backwards behind him, whilst I walk slowly around him alternating my smacks from one palm to the other . . . with increasingly regular, and evermore intense, whacks across his bum cheeks.
Now, normally, I would use my paddles as a prelude . . . a warming-up toy . . . just to begin a spanking session, with my more “intense” canes or whips to follow. But, actually I’ve found that I’ve been able to use my Fetish Fantasy Paddle with such variety that, on a number of occasions recently, it’s been perfect to use throughout a whole impact session without the need for any other implements at all.
It may not be sufficient for subs who enjoy more extreme forms of punishment, but for me a successful session is one where both participants feel the fun and satisfaction . . . and in that respect the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle has been just perfect for me!
Oh, and to make it even more perfect for me, I just have to mention the string looped through the end of the handle which makes it so easy to tidily hang-away in my wardrobe after use . . . though I somehow think it won’t be hanging there for more than a few days at a time!!!
Modesty Rating: 10 out of 10
Pros: Comfortable and easy to hold and use. Lightweight, flexible but firm . . . makes a lovely slapping noise on impact.
Cons: I honestly can’t think of any cons whatsoever!!!
Length: From tip-to-tip (bottom of handle to top of the paddle) 13 inches.
Width (Diameter of the paddle): 5.5 inches and 5mm thick.
Handle: 7 inches long, 1.5 inches wide and 8mm thick (grip).
Vibration: A reverberating slapping on contact.
Lubrication: Not required.
Noise: Wonderful slapping sound on impact.
Available Colours: black.
Waterproof: Not for use in the bath or shower.
After-care: Wipe thoroughly with cleaning cloth after use.
Supplier Product Link: Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle
Additional Useful Link: BDSM Paddles
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I haven’t had the time . . . or a willing volunteer just yet (hint, hint!!!) . . . to produce a Video Review of the Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle, but you can watch several Video Reviews of some of my previous fun Spanking and Bondage Uberkinky items by clicking the title screen above!
The Fetish Fantasy Designer Paddle was sent to me, free-of-charge, by Uberkinky for an honest and un-biased review.
The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.
Xxx – K