The Cordless Magic Wand Massager . . . from Sh! Women’s Store!

Though, of course, I do prefer the REAL THING, I do occasionally feel the need for some quick relief . . . most usually in the morning relaxing with the memories of a recent liaison with one of my lovers . . . and so find myself reaching for my Toy Drawer.

The Cordless Magic Wand Massager is my newest Toy . . . bought recently from Sh! (where else!!! . . . and it most certainly fits the bill for “quick relief”.

I still prefer my toys to be portable and not restricted to having to find the nearest plug point. There’s nothing more frustrating, and passion killing, for me than having to unplug lamps or radio-alarm clocks etc when I do get that sudden urge for a solo-play. So, if like me, you buy the Cordless, rechargeable Wand, you will have to be prepared for a long, patient, first-time charging schedule. The lovely Rene at Sh! had warned me it needed 10 hours to charge . . . and it did . . . but then for something so powerful, I suppose it is only to be expected that it would need a lot of energizing.

It is certainly not discreet in size (but then I do like “large”), measuring just over 12″ in length from the bottom of it’s long and firm handle to the top of it’s lovely head (LOL!!!). In fact the pliable-silicone “head” is not just nice to feel, but at two-and-a-half inches in diameter, is a wonderful size as well. No fiddling around to find “just the right spot” with this throbbing and pulsing beast – it is the perfect size to roll and rub all over my sensitive bits. And I love to do just that . . . I’m not just a clit-sensitive lady . . . I like to be stimulated all-over so the wand’s extra-large head is certainly Magic for me.

I also love the weight, and feel, of holding it in my hand. It may be just be a psychological thing for me, but wrapping my fingers around it’s solid girth helps transport me to that “other place” where I start to glide and float into my own world of strong, and firm, and slow and passionate thrusting and stroking.

There are just two control buttons on the handle. One to turn on and, eventually, off (LOL!!!) and the other to control, with just one push at a time, the 10 different speeds and pulses. It really does have a mind-boggling, and senses-tingling, mixture of pulsing and throbbing patterns. In fact, I did find it slightly off-putting at first as I experimented with the different settings. (See my own interpretation of the different sensation-ratings below!) But after several excursions with my Magic Wand, I now find the variety of stimulation zones can be quite fun depending on what mind-set I am in at that particular moment. In fact pushing the button at a given moment in my “play-dream” can change the path of my imaginary situation to an unexpected direction . . . and climax.

There are times though (and this is really my only criticism of the Magic Wand) when I find myself squeezing the button to the next setting and then suddenly feeling that I want to return to the throbbing and pulsing I was just experiencing, BUT there is no “back” button . . . so it is a question of having to, quickly, push-push-push through the next 6 settings to get back to the start, and find my rhythm again . . . and sometimes . . . !!!

It is not exactly a quiet toy either. Of course, once again, you would have to expect that something with so much “power and speed” in it’s engine would not run without a little operating-noise. And certainly when I held it against my nose (my “touch test”) on the shop floor when I first tried it out at Sh!, I didn’t feel the buzz was excessive. But for some it may take a little getting used to at first . . . though, as Hubby always points-out, I am NEVER quiet when I am playing . . . so I don’t find it interferes with my concentration level.

So, if you think you are sometimes in need of something a little extra, something a little stronger . . . and something a little more intense in your vibrations . . . I would certainly recommend The Magic Wand Massager.

Modesty Rating: 8 out of 10
Material: Plastic, Silicone
Phthalate Alert: None
Actual Length: 311 mm / 12.25″
Diameter (at widest): 61 mm / 2.42″ (massage head)
Batteries: Available as Rechargeable or Mains plug operated.
Plugs Supplied with Toy: Yes
Intensity: Wowser!
Volume: Can’t be heard above music
Weight: 315g
Ease of Use: Easy
Speeds: 10 (Modesty Rate 1 = Continous nice; 2 = high intensity speed increase; 3 = intensity then 3 pulses, then intensity, then repeating; 4 = fast and slow vibrations: 5 = slower pulsating; 6 = stop start pulsating with fast vibrations, then repeating stop start etc.; 7 = pulsating rapid vibrations; 8 = slow 20 pulses and then quick burst of vibrations, then repeating slow etc.; 9 = mixed combination of pulsing & vibrations; 10 = pulsing shudders!!!)
Offers: Escalating speeds & different pulse patterns (see my Modesty Rates above)
Waterproof: Splashproof
Lube: Water-Based Only

Buy Link: Sh! Women’s Emporium