Modesty’s Splish, Splash, Splosh #wickedwednesday


I mean Splish, Splash, Splosh with SUNTAN LOTION silly . . . I have absolutely NO IDEA what you were thinking I was meaning!


Look . . . see . . . it really IS Suntan Lotion. And, if you are out in the sun this summer, I really do recommend you . . . Splish, Splash, Splosh . . . lots and lots on ALL of your private bits!
And that goes for you boys too . . . I mean down there . . . where the sun may not normally shine! After all, there’s nothing more uncomfortable than sunburn on your erectile bits is there???

And you can slide-on-over to lots more cautionary tales on “Sunburn” by slapping Marie’s #wickedwednesday button below!


Xxx – K


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Anus Interruptus #sinfulsunday

I always like to explore whenever I am away on holiday . . . and when I was told that the highest mountain on the island was Mount Ainos I just had to investigate. Especially as the locals always seemed to pronounce it as . . . well, you know,
like ones . . . bottom!!!

“Apparently the road is very narrow and very twisty, and remember it’s my first day in the car” said an obviously worried Hubby.
“But darling it sound’s like a perfect ‘Mountain Scavenger Hunt’ spot” I winked and cajoled in reply.
And as we rose higher and higher up the mountain, the view was certainly spectacular . . . but very, very windy when we finally pulled into a car parking area near the summit.


So windy in fact that I had to lean back and steady myself against the sign.


“Just look at the view” I shouted to Hubby above the wind. “Isn’t it beautiful!”
“Yes, it’s fantastic” he shouted back . . . even though he was facing in completely the wrong direction!


“Come round in front of me then!” I yelled to him as I turned around to face into the wind to give him a better view of the valley below.


“Come on then” I said, “I can see two other cars on the road below, let’s go up to the top before they get here!”


But, as I turned away, there was another sudden gust of wind and I felt my sarong almost blown completely off me. The fabric had come undone on my left shoulder!!! Luckily the other had held fast and I caught it under my arm and then managed to wrap it back round me as we struggled back to the car.
“Drive me down to the far end, before those other cars arrive, and I’ll try to tie it back together somehow!”


Once he’d re-parked, Hubby got out to stand by the drivers side window to shield me from view should another car pull into the car park . . . finding it all a great joke as I struggled with my knots.
He had his head inside the car and was still laughing and making fun of me when suddenly out of the corner of my eye I saw a cloud of dust above the boulders in front of us, accompanied by first a rumbling sound . . . then a strange ringing . . . like a discordant bell of some sort. Then within seconds I was horrified to see scores of shapes bounding over the rocks coming straight towards us.
“Get in the car!!!” I screamed. “We’re in a stampede!!!”


But Hubby had heard, and seen them as well, and was already scrambling in through the door as what seemed like hundreds of goats streamed past us on either side of the car.


As we recovered our composure . . . and I’d pulled my torn sarong up over my
chest . . . we noticed a goat herder walking along the road at the side of the
car park scattering food of some sort into the ditch.

And, as the occupants of those other two cars I’d spotted on the road below us, pulled into the car park and jumped out with their own cameras, we decided it was an appropriate moment to set off back down the hill to find a quieter spot for me to try to re-dress.

I’m sure there will be lots more dressing and undressing fun at this week’s
Sinful Sunday from clicking the lips below!

Sinful Sunday

Xxx – K

And as I’d almost inadvertently had my own flag flown at the top of Mount . . .
I still giggle every time I say it . . . Ainos . . . I would like to add this as a “Mountain” notch to Pieces of Jade’s, fun Scavenger Hunt meme.

And, if you are interested, you can discover lots more of my Scavenger Hunt submissions at current Scavenger Hunt page or visit my
Scavenger Slideshow!!!   

Scavenger Hunt Platinum Award

Xxxx – K


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Holiday Stamp #sinfulsunday

A modest stamp

Even when I’m on holiday . . . I still like to stamp my authority!!!

See who else is being Sinful this Sunday by tapping the lips below!!!

Xxx – K




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Modest Weights #wickedwednesday


I always try to keep up with some form of exercise every morning.

Whether it’s a brisk walk into work, or perhaps a slightly more relaxing wake-up workout . . . or perhaps, as on this #wickedwednesday morning,
a few minutes of weights and squats!!!

You will find lots more information about different forms of “Weight” by tapping Marie’s #wickedwednesday button below!


Xxx – K


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Modesty Ablaze reviews the “Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring” from @UberKinky


I’m always excited to discover new toys . . . particularly when they are something that I’ve never tried, or experienced, before. And that is why it was especially thrilling . . . and tingling !!! . . . to receive this Remote Controlled, Cock-Shock, Cock Ring from my favourite toy shop Uberkinky.

It’s actually called theMaster Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring . . . but, to my submissives, it will now forever be known as “Mistresses” Cock-Shocker . . . because I just LOVE playing with it and watching my slaves nervousness whenever I command them to strap it on.

ModestyAblazeCockShocker2So let me tell you all about it’s interesting features and design.

Now, the packaging is not particularly stylish or robust. It’s outer display box is quite cheap glossy card, with an open panel which does at least easily display the contents within . . . so one doesn’t have to rely on the pictures or descriptive wording on the back of the pack (see left) to see exactly what is inside the box. Oh, and by-the-way, that dildo illustrated on the back is not included, it is merely intended to show where the shock unit itself should be attached (just in-case you weren’t sure).

The Remote Control, and the Cock-Shock Cock Ring itself is held in place within the box, with a clear plastic moulded packaging. It does look a bit cheap . . . and I suppose that one’s initial reaction on holding the controller, is that it feels a bit cheap as well.

BUT, just like lots of the other wide range of different . . . and fun . . . Cock Rings available at Uberkinky, this is one toy for which the “looks” are not the most important aspect!!!

Both the controller, and the “unit” itself are made of ABS Plastic. I’ve christened the unit “Mistresses sack-pack”, as you couldn’t really call it a “ring” (although I suppose you could call it a cock-block)!

Anyway the plastic in this part is quite substantial and houses two Triple A batteries (which are not supplied by the way, so make sure you’ve got some close at hand, otherwise all that expectant excitement may be quickly deflated).

The pack is 2 and ¾ inches long, 1 and ½ inches deep, and just over an inch wide.

There are two small, metal prongs, which are the actual conductors that deliver the “shock” once the unit has been strapped on, and held tightly in place, with two cross-over velcro straps. They are ¾ of an inch wide and about 4 inches long for each strap . . . so can easily be strapped around an ankle, or arm . . . but of course you KNOW exactly where I like to strap it, don’t you !!!

The Remote Control is quite light to hold and this DOES come with it’s own battery supplied. You’ll have to open the slot at the back, to remove the plastic-packaging around the contact-points when you first come to use it.

ModestyAblazeCockShocker7You will have to “link” your remote to the base-unit for your first use . . . so once you’ve re-inserted the battery into the controller, make sure the tiny-little switch on the side is flicked up to the “on” position. Don’t confuse this with the other switch just below it which toggles the volume of the “sound” button from low to higher.

Then, unscrew the two conductors on the “sack pack” . . . don’t lose them, or let them roll off the table onto the floor or something. There’s nothing worse in a darkly lit dungeon, than having your screws roll off somewhere under a heavy wooden cabinet, or the legs of your St. Andrews Cross.

Pop those two Triple A’s, you got ready earlier, into their compartments and you will see the small green light on the side of the unit come on, and the little red light next to it should be flashing. Then you must “press” the “Vibrate” button on the controller to link the two together. If the unit doesn’t vibrate, remove one of the Triple A’s and try again. The red light should be flashing when you press the “vibrate” button. Once that’s happened, re-position the top panel . . . screw those conductors back on and you’re almost ready to go!!!

I say “almost” of course . . . because now you have to command your sub to strap-on the “sack pack” . . . making sure that the two metal conductors are both pressed tightly against his skin.


There are actually four little buttons on the remote control, each with a little graphical icon to illustrate their purpose. One shines a little light . . . so when he’s on his knees for instance, you can command him to follow the little light beam as you shine it on the floor and move it around the room. The next button, immediately below it, emits a beeping tone to give him audio prompts whenever you want him to stop, or change, whatever it is that you have just commanded him to do. Then there is the vibration button, which gives quite gentle warning vibrations, or prompts should you feel he is not performing as he should.

And finally . . . and this is where the real fun begins . . . there is the “shock” button. Now, apparently, if you extend the aerial, this remote will work from up to 80 feet away. So there will be no hiding place if he is mis-behaving and you want to “shock” him back to submission.

And the shock is really quite powerful . . . so when it is strapped on, making sure that those two conductors are tight against his fleshy bits you might want to use some cuffs or rope ties around his wrists to make sure he can’t suddenly reach down and unpeel the velcro at the very first jolt.

I normally start with just a little vibration or two . . . just to get him warmed-up. Followed by some audio and visual prompts with the light-beam . . . and . . . then . . . zap !!!

I can tell from the reaction and howls of surprise from the subs I’ve used it on, just how powerful it really is . . . even for those who have said they have the highest threshold, or have played with electro-training before, this Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring apparently sends the most intense . . . and powerful . . . jolts they have ever had.

Now, as I said, I LOVE it . . . and have had so much fun with it over the past few weeks. But one must always remember to respect the limits of the wearer . . . and, as with everything I do in my sessions . . . I always stop just as soon as I hear my subs “safe word”. I would have liked there to be two, or three, different levels of intensity for the jolts. Just to perhaps tease, or train, my slaves up through several levels of shock, rather than have them cry their safe word so quickly. So, consequently, all of my “cock-shocker” sessions have been quite short so far!

Oh, and I must point-out that the unit turns itself off after three minutes of in-activity. So if you have to pause to give your sub time to recover, you can keep it active by pressing any of the buttons every so often, even just the light or audio button . . . it doesn’t have to be the Shock Button.

But, I haven’t yet had any of the subs I’ve used it on, be able to take more than two or three jolts before they’ve cried their “safe word” . . . so, if you think you could do better, just let me know!!!

Modesty Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: A fun toy to introduce something a little different to your slave training sessions or play-time. Very powerful, and does exactly what it says.
Cons: I would have liked two (or more?) different “shock” levels.
Material: ABS Plastic, Metal elements and Nylon Velcro strips.
Does Not Include: Latex, Phthalates
Measurements: Remote controller length 5 inches, width 2 inches, thickness 1 inch, aerial extends 6 ½ inches. Ring/Sack Pack base unit length 2 ¾ inches, depth 1 and ½ inches, width just over 1 inch.
Noise: A small volume button on the side does allow to toggle between low-sound and slightly higher-sound for the audio prompt button.
Colour: Black.
Batteries: Controller battery LR03 (Alkaline) is included, however base unit requires 2 AAA which are NOT included.
Waterproof: No.
Cleaning: Obviously always clean the base thoroughly after use. I wipe with my anti-bacterial cleansers and allow to dry, naturally, before the next use.
Supplier Product Link: Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring
More Uberkinky Cock and Ball Ring Products: Cock Rings

The Modesty Video Review: Click on the Cover Picture below, or visit my Toy Review page for some of my previous reviews.

This Master Series Cock Shock Remote Controlled Cock Ring was sent to me, free-of-charge by Uberkinky,  for an honest and un-biased review.

The Modesty Rider:
I realise, of course, that there are already thousands of long-established Sex Toy Reviewers and Review sites . . . most of whom will be far more adept at explaining all the technical details and specifications of things. But for me, sexy clothes and lingerie, sexy toys . . . and even sexy books . . . are all about adding a little fun and excitement to things. So that is how I tend to approach my reviews and videos!!! Just to explain “how it was for me” in a fun, and light-hearted, way without taking things too seriously! Chances are that if something makes me giggle and tingle and feel good, it will score higher on my Modesty Rating.

Visit some of my most recent Sex Product and Video Reviews at my Sex Toy Review page >here< or special buy links for specific products >here<.

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Change 1982 – 2016 #sinfulsunday


Modesty Ablaze – Looking Ahead 1982

Change – isn’t it just the ONE thing that none of us can really ever control?

Of course the things we do, the steps we take, the decisions we make . . . are all things that can shape our journey, but . . . time itself is really something that we can never fully control. It shapes and influences . . . and changes, all of us . . . usually in ways we could never have imagined.

And very often . . . as I look back through the years . . . I think that perhaps that is the way that life should really be. That some things will always, forever be, outside of our own control . . . and that possibly, in the end, our lives will be
all the better for it!

I know, from looking back to one of Hubby’s first #polaroidspast of me
. . . in 1982 . . . that I could never have imagined our adventures over the
34 years to come!!!


Modesty Ablaze – Looking Back 2016

But . . . there are sure to be lot more changes and reflections to discover at this week’s Sinful Sunday from kissing the lips below!

Sinful Sunday

Xxx – K

And, despite being something that we can never stop, change is something I’m sure that we all like to look back on occasionally. Sometimes with affection, sometimes not . . . but almost always I’m sure, with lots of giggles and gasps!!!  

Modesty Ablaze in Polaroids Past

But I always say  – “Try to Be Proud of Who You Were . . . and
Who You Have Become!”

So why not join me at #polaroidspast ?
Xxx – K


Filed under #polaroidspast, Polaroids Past, Sinful Sunday

The morning tease #Boobday Friday


“Which one will you wear today?” Hubby usually asks as we race between shower, breakfast and bedroom, every morning before we leave for work.

He knows I’d rather go without . . . and very often do !!! But sometimes one
has to be modest and not allow too much straining or wobbling beneath
ones office blouse!

“How about this?” I will tease,  as I slowly . . . very slowly . . . slide into my morning selection.

Usually I will have to slap him away with warnings of “No, no . . . we’ll be late . . . you’ll have to wait”!!!

And if you race over Hyacinth’s  #Boobday Friday cleavage below, I’m sure there will be even more reasons for running late this morning.
Because as Hy says:

Boobday is a weekly meme for us to honor breasts of all shapes and sizes belonging to all types of folks.

All of us who are the owners of breasts know their magical powers, but not everyone gets to hear it. I hope this will become a place of support and praise.

I totally, totally agree . . . and I’m sure you will LOVE seeing different boobs this, and every, Friday from clicking Hyacinth’s lovely cleavage below!


Xxx – K


Filed under #boobday, Boobday Friday

Modesty’s Life Buoy #wickedwednesday


June . . . and the weather here in London still doesn’t know what it wants to do! So I was so glad I wore my coat on my walk into the office yesterday. It was sunny and pleasant as I strolled through Regent’s Park . . . but the clouds overhead looked like the rain was already on it’s way again.


I always make a point of stopping here at the Life Buoy Ring . . . just to check and make sure that no-one has strolled inadvertently into the lake and might be needing assistance.  I suppose it’s just from remembering my short, but fun, Lifeguard Duty stint I had on my hols two years ago!

I’m always ready to shout “Don’t Give Up” and throw the ring into the water should there be an emergency! And as this week’s theme at Wicked Wednesday is “Don’t Give Up” I thought it quite appropriate.

You will find more helpful examples of not giving up from Marie’s #wickedwednesday button below!


Xxx – K

This will also be my latest contribution to Pieces of Jade’s, fun
Scavenger Hunt for the “Life Buoy Ring category!
And you can discover lots more of my Scavenger-moments on my current playlist at my
Scavenger Slideshow page!!!   

Scavenger Hunt Platinum Award

Xxxx – K


Filed under Scavenger Hunt, Wicked Wednesday

Celebratory Kisses #sinfulsunday


These past two weeks has been Pride in London 2016 – a festival celebrating something we should all celebrate more often . . . love TO . . . and FOR . . . EVERYONE.

Love and acceptance, to and for, not just family and special, special friends . . . but love and acceptance for everyone, everywhere.

And I am sure there will be lots more love to enjoy at this week’s
Sinful Sunday from kissing the lips below!

Sinful Sunday

Xxx – K


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Modestly In or Out #Boobday Friday

I always make it a golden rule to never, ever ask my Lovers about political things. But I do, of course, always give them the freedom to choose, when I ask . . .


“Do you prefer them in . . .


. . . or do you prefer them out?”

And whether it’s to the left . . . or whether it’s to the right . . . they always seem to prefer them being . . . out?”

And just to make it perfectly clear, this post was posed and prepared, before any political results from the UK this #Boobday Friday . . . and if you hover over Hyacinth’s cleavage below, there are sure to be more distractions from the news of the day. Because as Hy says:

Boobday is a weekly meme for us to honor breasts of all shapes and sizes belonging to all types of folks.

All of us who are the owners of breasts know their magical powers, but not everyone gets to hear it. I hope this will become a place of support and praise.

I totally, totally agree . . . and I’m sure you will LOVE seeing different boobs this, and every, Friday from clicking Hyacinth’s lovely cleavage below!


Xxx – K


Filed under #boobday, Boobday Friday